The Heffnostate Revolution

Also known as the "Great Heffnostate Civil War"
So pretty much Soulism created the vanguard party.

Nigel Farage (member of the Vanguard Party) assassinated Uw0's child, burnt the ashes and then had them thrown into the ocean.

Jagged tried to bring back the child but it didn't work.

Heuy Long assassinated Soulism. Which made TooDumb1312Die the new leader of the Soulist Vanguard Party but he promptly withdrew from public life after multiple attempts on his life.

The NKVP was created which then assassinated Huey Long and faked their death.

The Red Heffley Army declared war and then promptly took control of Cyprus. This is because NKVP and Soulism had seemingly been murdered.

The traitor leakes this information to the Heffnostate which then hinted their knowledge of NKVP's whereabouts (vacation in Mexico).

The traitor came clean which resulted in the resolution of the Soulist Vanguard Party and the formation of the Second Soulist International. The traitor was promptly executed by the Red Heffley Army.

The Red Heffley army accidentally announced the killing of Heffley Jreg. Which they retracted and then said they sincerely apologised.

They then took control of more land and then FINALLY Heffely Jreg declared war on the The Soulist Union. Peace was reluctantly agreed on and there are plans for a peace monument on the island of Cyprus.